Some Definition in my Dictionary

• Birthday (noun) - The one day a year that you are celebrated for just being alive.

• Panic (noun) - When the fire alarm goes off and you're in the bathroom pooping.

• They have a great personality (phrase) - They're ugly.

• Bless their heart (phrase) - A southern phrase followed by what you hate about someone.

• Marriage (noun) - Betting someone half your stuff that you'll love them forever.

• I'll pay you back soon (phrase) - You will never see this money again.

• Jackpot (noun) - When you open a Starburst two pack and you get two of your favorite color.

• Summer vacation (noun) - A time to forget everything you learned during the school year.

• Headphones (noun) - A device used to hide the fact that you are eavesdropping.