TIPS FOR SUCCESS ON GIRLS

• When picking up girls at the bar, remember that "no" means "yes," and "yes" means "double yes."
• When walking through a doorway, never hold the door open for girls. It will make them appreciate that you consider them equals.
• Stop showering. You will save water and girls will love how much you care about the environment.
• Rip off your shirt. Act like a wolf. girls love it.
• If she keeps talking about how she wishes she had a date to the dance, bring up the dozens of girls you've turned down. It will make her feel less alone.
• If multiple girls like you, date all of them. It's better than making someone feel left out.
• Only date girls with the same name. That way when you accidentally call her by your ex-girlfriend's name... you won't get slapped.
• Dressing up like a clown and chasing girls around will show them that you are both funny and athletic.
• Crying is an effective way to remove make-up. Break as many girls' hearts as possible to save them money on make-up remover.