TIPS FOR SUCCESS on Girls

• Always tell girls that they "look good in this light" when you're in a dimly lit room.

TIPS FOR SUCCESS

When your parents are mad at you, tell them you're pregnant. They will forget why they were mad at you in the first place.

                                                         aLL tHE bEST

TIPS FOR SUCCESS

The more you tell other people about your success, the more they will respect you. This is especially true if you point out their shortcomings in the process.

Quotes to Inspire

                         Quotes to Inspire

• The way to get ahead is to start now! 

—William Feather

• Action cures fear. 

—David Swartz

• If you can do more, you should. 

—Robert Redford

• It’s not constantly; it’s consistently. 

—Lynn Hagedorn

• Delay not to seize the hour! 

—Aeschylus

• Listen to those who do…. 

—Michael S. Clouse

• Failure is success if we learn from it. 

—Malcolm S. Forbes

• Lead by example… Enough said. 

—Michael S. Clouse

• Do it now! Do it Now!! Do it NOW!!!

—Michael S. Clouse

• Character is destiny. 

—Heraclitus

• The past does not equal the future. 

—Anthony Robbins

• The major key to your better future is you! 

—Jim Rohn

• Nothing happens unless first we dream. 

—Carl Sandburg

TIPS FOR SUCCESS

When in doubt pinky out.

TIPS FOR SUCCESS

Save your breath, you are going to need it to inflate your valentine.