FACT I REALIZE

• Food always taste better when taking it from somebody else.
• We kill people who kill people because killing people is bad.
• The more important a character is in a movie, the slower they die.
• If someone has five dogs, they're an animal lover, but if they have five cats, they're crazy.
• You are now thinking about pink elephants.
• Everything you do seems louder when you're staying up later than your parents want you to.
• Everyone eats about a cup of dirt in their lifetime. Go eat one now to get it over with.
• Nudists are never attractive.
• When you say "don't look", everyone will.