FACT I REALIZE

• Food always taste better when taking it from somebody else.
• We kill people who kill people because killing people is bad.
• The more important a character is in a movie, the slower they die.
• If someone has five dogs, they're an animal lover, but if they have five cats, they're crazy.
• You are now thinking about pink elephants.
• Everything you do seems louder when you're staying up later than your parents want you to.
• Everyone eats about a cup of dirt in their lifetime. Go eat one now to get it over with.
• Nudists are never attractive.
• When you say "don't look", everyone will.

Realized in real life

Conversations that start "We need to talk," never end well.

REALIZED

"success" can't be spelled without "u." It also starts with a "suc."

Thought

Truth is, I'll never know all there is to know about you just as you will never know all there is to know about me. Humans are by nature too complicated to be understood fully. So, we can choose either to approach our fellow human beings with suspicion or to approach them with an open mind, a dash of optimism and a great deal of candor.

Tom Hanks

THOUGHT

Don't limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind lets you. What you believe, remember, you can achieve.

Mary Kay Ash

REALIZED

I REALIZED
Just because something has 60% less fat doesn't mean you should eat 60% more.