FACT I REALIZE

• Food always taste better when taking it from somebody else.
• We kill people who kill people because killing people is bad.
• The more important a character is in a movie, the slower they die.
• If someone has five dogs, they're an animal lover, but if they have five cats, they're crazy.
• You are now thinking about pink elephants.
• Everything you do seems louder when you're staying up later than your parents want you to.
• Everyone eats about a cup of dirt in their lifetime. Go eat one now to get it over with.
• Nudists are never attractive.
• When you say "don't look", everyone will.

FACT I EXPERIENCE

Just because you're beautiful on the outside doesn't mean you're not ugly on the inside. For example, kittens are cute and cuddly on the outside but if you were to cut one open it would be slimy and gross on the inside

FACT I FACE DAILY

5 minutes early for bus, bus is 15 minutes late. 2 minutes late for bus, bus is 5 minutes early.

FACT

The nursery rhymes "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", "Baa Baa Black Sheep" and "The ABCs" have the same tune. You just sang them to figure out if it was true.

Fact

"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they're not always accurate." 
 Abraham Lincoln.